I no believe these thing I see today

Submitted by mipaisnica on 3 July, 2007 - 18:51.

I do not like to introduce myself. I read this portal many times and make laughter at thing people post. Some times, they make a story of sad, and tis I do not like. I like to make I and all my things private, to only read the things online at the ciber here in my city of Jinotega. Today I make register all my informations so I am able to make a post, in response to this woman born in Estados Unidos, a baby of hate and no respect for abuela.

My english is no so good, so I make apology at this moment. I tell you the things the woman say make me very very mad. I like this womans very much, and I see post that make me mad. The post make of VeroNica. I make bad words and all the peoples in ciber look at me, it crazy. Later I make informations at http://www.nicaliving.com/user/2347 to discover that VeroNica is alias (you say, alias?) of my novia!

I make IM with her and she is girl of my dream. I make promise to give her house in my barrio. We makes emails for many months and my intention to marry this woman.

BUT NO OF VERONICA. This woman, I tell you, I do not know. I sinks it is a trick. That is what you say, trick, yes? This new woman make many bad feelings for me. I love mi abuela so much, it is not possible to love woman who make hate of the abuela! I want to know some thing of the chele. My question is this. Why womans hate of the country where they give her cell phone and txt, you say txt, yes? These things make no sense to me.

I get many emotion, and I run back to the mercado, where I make pots and things of artistcal. After some minutes, and China come to my place, and take picture of my pots and arts. For little time, I am happy. After some minuntes, I cannot stop thinking of this woman because she is of the sangre china, and this man buy nothing, only take picture and touch my leg. I do not like to think of this.

I make apology that this is my blog primero. I am happy person, but this thing of VeroNica, this woman, I do not like at this moment. I make happy post in other time, and this I make promise of you.

Viva El Peublo!

Edruardo

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Tx

Submitted by monoCongo on 5 July, 2007 - 16:29.

I was going to make a comment about someone in the judicial profession misrepresenting themselves… but wait, you can just turn on the news.

The lady was probably referring to the traffic and smog of LA, not your precious Texas.

WTF

Submitted by Bobby on 5 July, 2007 - 09:16.

It's Pueblo not Peublo and your name only has one "r" in it. If you really are Nica I think we can end the abortion debate here on NL and start a thread concerning male sterilization.

Pura Nica, Bobby

WOW!! THE NICARAGUAN BORAT!!

Submitted by NicaTiraFlecha5-0-7 on 4 July, 2007 - 12:48.

SORRY IF THIS IS ACTUALLY A REAL PERSON BUT IT SEEMS LIKE SOMEONES PLAYING A JOKE. THIS SHIT IS FUNNY AS HELL AND ALL THE COMMENTS FROM PEOPLE ARE JUST HILARIOUS!!! " I MAKE THE THINGS ARTISTICAL!!! LOL!! SORRY PLESE DONT TAKE ANY OFFENSE TO TO THIS.

Hola little dude. Don't

Submitted by thunderdial on 3 July, 2007 - 21:40.

Hola little dude. Don't worry, when I come down to Nicaragua, your Tio Thunderdial is going to bring you to the best Belleza in MGA, and you'll forget all about VeroNica, te prometo. Hey man, if you're into cuties, Katrina seems to be all over you.

I read the the things of

Submitted by mipaisnica on 4 July, 2007 - 07:38.

I read the the things of you. You are the gringo that make Nacapote. You think you are funny man, but really you are very sad. I never go to Belleza with you. It is possible that I would go to the cathedral with you if and one other person for witness. If you makes the confession for your sins, not without but SINS, we could go for ice creams after.

I like this woman Katrina. She very pretty and likes the trucks. But I am just a simple pots maker from Jinotega, I think she not like me. She from Virgin Island, so I think this is a good thing, yes?

Ok, so you're gay. No

Submitted by thunderdial on 4 July, 2007 - 20:37.

Ok, so you're gay. No problem. Sorry I didn't figure it out. You like to go to church and then to have ice cream. I get it now, sorry. What did you say when the chinaman touched your leg?

If you do these thiings one

Submitted by mipaisnica on 4 July, 2007 - 21:44.

If you do these thiings one or two times, it does not make you gay? I say nothing to him, I am so scared. He make this a second time, and I try to relax. A woman come into my studio, and he go away. I stand behind my pot maker, so the woman do not see me like this.

You

Submitted by cmoore56 on 3 July, 2007 - 21:54.

are SO full of yourself, aren't you?

i am....

Submitted by Che Guevara on 4 July, 2007 - 13:05.

sew ful of myself, had big lunch... signed, mipaisnica on 4 July, 2007

Now you've done it

Submitted by evets on 6 July, 2007 - 02:03.

Remember Lt Kijé?

Fake hero who so captivated the Tsar that the officials who invented him had to fake an heroic death.

Sorry + all that...........................

I think your reply to 'State province or region' gave the game away.

Oh, puhlease!

Submitted by cmoore56 on 3 July, 2007 - 20:06.

This is someone yanking y'alls chains!

At least...

Submitted by nicaluvr on 3 July, 2007 - 20:11.

it was good for a laugh...I agree with Jim, Borat did come to mind...

thank, thank you very much.....

Submitted by Che Guevara on 4 July, 2007 - 08:47.

how you say,i play a joke on everyone?

At leeth I know the Ingles.

Submitted by mipaisnica on 3 July, 2007 - 20:28.

At leeth I know the Ingles. Why you think my life is a joke? Que jodido. I come to this place to warns all the men of the woman VeroNica. Manana, I will get the abogado to put the casa in my name again. Then Eduardo Baca Aguilar Lacayo will be the one wis a good laugh.

I think you means "Please" -

Submitted by mipaisnica on 3 July, 2007 - 20:08.

I think you means "Please" - don't worre, you english will get better. I make time in ciber, and chele Tony teaches me the Ingles.

unmasked

Submitted by Jinoturistica on 3 July, 2007 - 21:01.

Nice try no prizes. A few glaring errors.

1. Tony never teaches English; he hires professional instructors.

2. Tony's English lessons are currently on vacation.

3. Nobody at the one and only mercado in Jinotega makes Pots or anything artisanal. wish it were otherwise.

4. Everyone here spells Ciber as Cyber

Fake. Flake. Timewaster.

Tony X Robins, Jinotega

I am not speaking of you.

Submitted by mipaisnica on 3 July, 2007 - 21:19.

I am not speaking of you. Tony Marcello is my ingles teacher. He works at the university in Leon, travel to Jinotega fin de semana to make care for his Mami. Satruday in the evening, he meet me at the ciber to teaches me ingles. I do make the pots. I learn this in La Paz Centro, home cuidad of all the famous pot maker. When I make graduate my intern at Vasos de Leon S.A., I come home to my lovely Jinotega. I do not work at the maercado, but un cuadra al mercado, in a lovely casito azul. Here is my studio and pot making machines. I have two, both are brokem, and I wait for parts from Masaya.

I hope one day I will introduce myself to you. We can go to cathedral together and pray for the block captain. Maybe we can then go for ice creams.

*

Submitted by Jinoturistica on 3 July, 2007 - 21:25.

*

The

Submitted by cmoore56 on 3 July, 2007 - 21:26.

best you can do, huh?

*

Submitted by Jinoturistica on 4 July, 2007 - 06:02.

*

I think his keyboard, the

Submitted by mipaisnica on 4 July, 2007 - 07:39.

I think his keyboard, the tecla thing, is broke. Is funny because he the dueno of the ciber, and his keyboard broke. Jajaja, this is very funny.

Hey, you got relatives in

Submitted by Noelia on 3 July, 2007 - 19:43.

Hey, you got relatives in Miami? Mi mami says she might know you.

Mi familia is of the Lacayo

Submitted by mipaisnica on 3 July, 2007 - 20:37.

Mi familia is of the Lacayo Baca Aguilar. Tell you Mami Eduardo say hello. You look like mi novia from the past, the one that break relations when I give her a pot.

Forget about her

Submitted by KatrinaJ on 3 July, 2007 - 19:17.

Eduardo, don't you worry honey. There's plenty more women out there for you. You like 4x4s?

You like the horses?

Submitted by mipaisnica on 4 July, 2007 - 07:42.

You like the horses?

No, I do not like the

Submitted by mipaisnica on 3 July, 2007 - 19:21.

No, I do not like the drogas. Where are this womens you speak of?

What are drogas?

Submitted by KatrinaJ on 3 July, 2007 - 19:29.

I meant trucks. You know, Jeeps. Theres women everywhere. Who knows, you might even meet an American girl one day who will knock your socks off.

It make my face so of red!

Submitted by mipaisnica on 3 July, 2007 - 19:34.

It make my face so of red! Yes, I like the truck. Mi Tio has a truck. Now is a bus, he make many chair in the back. The money is better. I would like the womans who like my things artistcal. The womans in my city make time, a date with me. They ask me for a pot, and they never come to my place again, or move to other city. Eres Nicaraguense? You do not have the sangre of China?

China? Who you foolin

Submitted by KatrinaJ on 3 July, 2007 - 19:46.

My people come from the Virgin Islands.

You sell pot?

I do not know where this

Submitted by mipaisnica on 3 July, 2007 - 20:02.

I do not know where this place you mentions.

I sell more pot than artisticals. Many madres y abuelas come for pot. Some times, chele surfers come from the south looking for pot. All the peoples of Jinotega tell them I have the best pot. I show them, and I give them special price. They say no, they would like a lid. I tell them I can make this. After an hour of working, I show them the lid. They get angry, and run away.

have you met mi hermano?

Submitted by Che Guevara on 3 July, 2007 - 19:03.

si, esta bueno hombre, borat!

I know many people who make

Submitted by mipaisnica on 4 July, 2007 - 07:40.

I know many people who make visit of my pots and things artistical. It is dificil to remember the names. Do your brother say he know me? Borat, he is of the Aleman?

What the hell

Submitted by LaNicoya on 3 July, 2007 - 19:00.

This is ridiculous.

Do not make the

Submitted by mipaisnica on 3 July, 2007 - 19:19.

Do not make the conversations of I here. I went to the cathedral en centro, and I take out the candle I make for you. At the same time, I go to make confessions of all the bad feeling I have inside for you. But you follow me. The Padre is the China who make picture at my place of pots things artistic hoy. I run away, and scream. I will forget allt he thing sof you. You can not follow me to all my places secret. I will report the Padre to the block captain.

not sure...

Submitted by lagata on 4 July, 2007 - 10:01.

but it looks like mipaisnica is duilio from san juan de oriente..i could be wrong, but it sure looks like him..

it's me, i took picture, said someone esle....

Submitted by Che Guevara on 4 July, 2007 - 10:14.

como se dice, how you say,i play a joke on everyone?