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Party on.Submitted by Jack Davies on 9 December, 2006 - 17:25.
The opossum kept drinking the wine that I added to his dish until he couldn't walk. They sleep all day anyway so I don't know if he had a hangover. ( categories: )
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Drunk as a skunk?
Speaking of skunks....No not you JD...
One of my mates on the fishing boats bought one and took it home...
It had been de-skunked, but his wife asked him "Where is it going to sleep Freddy?"
"Why under the bed I guess" he replyed.
"But what about the smell?" she told him.
Freddy said to her "Darling I guess he is just going to have to get used to it like I did"
Fast, Freddy Thorensen... I remember Ya' well, ya 'ole Norwiegen seafaring man... I still think of you...Rest in Peace, Brother!
BTW the skunk got so fat, I called him a basketball, with racing stripes....
Lyin' Farmer John Wayne
The possum didn't live in the house.
We had him in the house that night but I kept him outside in a glassed in gazebo where I used to keep some parrots and cockatoos.