Aftre reading Jaguarmans latest posts....

Submitted by Pompano Tom on 20 October, 2006 - 10:50.
Aftre reading Jaguarmans latest posts....

I know that I will never look at one of these quite the same again :-).

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HAHAHA

Don't you ever underestimate the potential of a good bar of soap...!

Sand Bar Foundation

I have just founded the Sandanista Victory Triumpha Bar of Soap Foundation= Sand Bar foundation for short. In case of an Ortega win, please send all your spare bars of soap to:

POh box 6977 Managua Nicaraga

The Mongers and Muheres fund will thank and bless you...

Nica = Cuba....under Ortega...so Soap =_____

Guys ya know i was making a pontificaTION POINT...here meant to stir up thinking in the lefties for a cahnge!

but it is a historical fact that just before the Big tourist Hotels got built in Cuba, with Drug Dealer money from Cuban drug running (which the Sandanistas elite were and/or are partners in), that thousands of girls were on the streets begging for anything to eat and even wash themselves or whatever. There are websites that specialize in the traveling Ho Monger/Player lifestyle (Like MOI) and other sites which relate the facts: You could literally get laid for a bar of soap!

It still happens in the still starving parts in the outback of Cuba. If it wernt for Remittances from relatives in the USA the whole island would been swimming for their lives long ago...to the evil USA!Now its only those who dont have remittances coming that take the often deadly trip.

The point is to the Leftist logic-lacking loudmouths, that Communism is a failed system everywhere it exists. Ortega AND HIS CRONIES, INCLUDING HIS STILL ACTIVE SECRET POLICE teams is still a commie regardless of whaT HE SAYS TRYING TO GET VOTES AND CLOSELY IN LINE WITH cUBA...IN FACT he has always been A PUPPET OF CASTRO...and soon Chavez!

Now i am a Player extraordinaire, and am known for earning bargains and free shaggin by taking proper care of the Chicas, but i dont want to see all the other descimantion to Nica that such a leadership/dictatorship will bring to the economy and freedom here...just to get my Chicas for a bar of soap!

On second thought...with the other head in control and flow...bring on the Nica Chica "Sandanista Soap operas"! Yee haa Go D-O...

I do have a Hotel soap bar collection i am tired of storing and lugging just to remind me of where i have been...thinking of where and how far those same bars of soap could take me on the Sandanista Soap trails...Hmmm...OK...bring em on...the fire sale will being soon after...

And if they dont find a way to steal future elections... like they have set up to try to steal this one...we can relace em next time and see a great upsurge in values! If only you could buy and sell CHICA _____ Futures! WOW! From small Soaps to Big Dollars,..HUGE returns!

Hold it right there!

Who're you calling a leftie? Ouch! THAT is very offensive Señor...

as far as going loco for the chicas, I'm not one that can judge you on that either, except that, in my case, I'm too old to be running from one falda to another, comprende?

hAAA

Noboody should take my ranting and raging personally... or even all that seriously...unless of course it applies to them! haa

i just clump the Lefites and ANALizers together. 2 Birdies with one stonie...

Jst go for the Meat...of what i say...the key point between the lines...not the soap bubbles...capiche?

No offense..i raalize that being a leftie is an offensive non-defensive place to be...OUCH.....so if you aint one...i retract that remark! Besdies lighten up..this is just a Leftie controlled message board...so wHAT DO YOU EXCPECT HERE? Read the gringo Lefties comments on Ortega boosting him and bashing his native country of the grand ol USA! i wish he would really take a stand and renounce his US Citizenship! He blsmes the USa for everything that happened bad since and including the indian wars! i wonder what his ancestors were doing and if they would turn over in their graves?What about that ?

I am Infantry-Airborne Viet vet. My Dad was In 3 wars...WWII/Korea/Vietnam...as a 50 Cal machine gunner/forward observer and 1st sgt...evey major battle outside the Pacific. My mom was a Court Reporter at the Nuremberg trials. My grandparents worked at the navy Yard making war materials. Sister was an Air Force Nurse. Other ancestors fought in the Civil War.

Waht irks the heck outa me is the Lefties bent on what wars and ways were perfect, as if any war is,as if they know some secret or solution. They have the freedom to spout thier spew because of what families like mine did to protect and defend em. Let em eat commie cake...renounce their citizenships and move to cuba...but dont bring cuba to NICA!

Choose wisely NIca..no place is perfect...but really ..would you like Nica to be more like the USa or more like Cuba/ think before you choke on the answer later...you may just get what you wish for!

Sr. jaguarman,

I have to ask: what is your native language?

AnalIZERs

If that is meant a slur on my spelling, "dyslexic" typing and grammar...i have been waiting such. If you think i am gonna bother with spell check or double checking my errors much for this mostly Leftie and feminista crowd...the jokes on you! I AM USED TO HAVING A SECRETARY DO MY TYPING, BUT NOT FOR THIS JOKE ENDEAVOR...SO DEAL WITH IT...OR DONT READ MY POSTS...CAPICHE!?! LIKE I CARE... HAA

In fact, if you knew much about NLP (Neuro-Linguistic Programming= look it up)and the trainings teachings of Tony Robbins, youd know that i am utilizing many "Pattern Busting" techniques to break people out of their staid stupors, their ANAL-izer and Leftist loser and Feminista failure mentalities and ways... by getting them to lash out at unimportant details with unimportant critques and lack of any facts or logic other than rhetoric...Comprende?! Makes em an even easier target and exposes their fraudulent thinking and talking points much more...Hee haa

ANyway, if Ortega wins...i will be constanly getting "my mouth washed out with soap"...I hope..and it wont be my momma..or held in a hand... Hee haa

those two flavers

those two flavers when combined taste pretty good together an you dont need any mouth wash

About your "Pattern Busting" techniques

Are they working?

No, no...

I meant no slur nor disrespect. I truly do want to know what your native language is.

aRABIC

@@$!@$%^&*()_

Hmmm....

why don't I believe you???? C'mon, now...you don't even put your first name in your bio, but I see in another post some references to some other members of your family. Why not about yourself? BTW, I enjoy reading your - ahem - rather "unusual" posts.

Bars of Soap

Jagman doesn't know since his mum washed his mouth out with soap!

Jejeje...

now THAT was pretty good! He needs it too!

I think he

has a crude and unrefined way of making a truthfull point.

I use a Sunday school word once in a while myself, so I aint gonna throw no stones.

Lyin' Farmer John Wayne

eXACTO AND PROFUNDO

And he is crude and unrefined, and truthful, by choice and on purpose!

"Pattern-Bustin" its alot of fun for a hobby to break the normal folks outa their ruts , judgemental ways, and hypocritcal pontifications (especially the Lefties)...

Yee haaa

Jesusu people...get outa the ANAL-izer modes and get on to wahts important here! The CRUDE TRTH POINT is that OREGA WILL DESTROY NICA>..IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? I WILL PAY MUCH MORE FOR YOU KNOW WHAT GLADLY>>>IF CAPITALISM REMAINS VERSUS A RETURN TO CONFISCATION= THIEVES... NOT HEROS OF THE REVOLUTION= ZEROS OF THE ROBBERIES! WHAT DONT YOU LEFTIES GERT ABNOUT THE TRUTH?! WHERE DID ORTEGA GET HIS PROPERTIES AND MILLIONS? HAS HE EVER HAD ANYTHING HE HASNT OUTRIGHT STOLEN?

IS THAT WHAT YOU FANTASY FED IDEALISTS REALLY WANT FOR NICAS FUTURE? THE SANDANISTAS HAVE BEEN HOLDING BACK THE PROGRESS REGARDLESS OF WHO WAS PRESIDENT IN THE MEANTIME.(ESPECIALLY IN THE PACTO FIASCO) IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW THEY HAVE DONE THAT ALL ALONG...AND HOW THEIR THIEVERY , MURDER AND MORE HAS COST NICA EVER SINCE THEIR EVIL REIGN...YOU REALLY DO HAVE YOUR HEADS BURIED..IN THE SAND-KNEEL-SPHYNCTERS!

Oh yeah...fiorgot the ANAL-izers dont like caps either...think i am shouting at em...when all it was was a mis-hit on the caps key for a non-typist...that i dont feel like going back and redoing! DUH!

iT REALLY ANGERS ME THAT MORE nICAS DONT HAVE THE BRAINS AND BALLS TO GET OUT AND RISK BEING KILLED BY THE MURDERERS WHILE TRYING TO SAVE THEIR COUNTRY...BY MAKING IT CLEAR= "ANYONE BUT ORTEGA"...!!

Put a friggin street vendor in there...as long as he aint Sadanista...and Nica will move up..otherwise its a down spiral! If i was a Nica i would be in front of the Devils house shouting and waving flags and Pics of the massacre victims and ration lines and wheel-barrels full of worthless currency etc etc...and YES...Some Bars of Soap and plenty of Pics and Video of real life in starving cuba...and bars of Soap...and pics of what they buy in CUBA...CASTRO AND CUBA ARE DO's HERO ROLE MODEL..dont you get it?

This country and its peop[le have so much to offer...please help break the CURSE...anyone but Ortega!

Venezuela has gone down in every way since Chavez has been in power...thas a fact...in fact if Oil hadnt risien during that time it would be in total default and people would be swimming to the USA in droves. He has comnfiscated (stolen ) Property from many...and forced conversion of foreign currencies and taken the pinch. Ortega already said he will follow that program of this other hero/role model of his too. Is that what you locals or Lefite foreigners want for Nica? Get a CLUE PLEASE!

i also cant believe the Catholic Church here is playing the same way they did in Nazi Germany...despicable! They are getting bought off too...sorry for you Nica Catholics...again they are silent or complicent traitors! "Would that you were Hot or Cold,,but since youre lukewarm..i will spew you outa my mouth"= No COURAGE... NO TRUTH...NO MEMORIES...its like the issue of Pedophilia..and the Sandanista attrocities...loss of memory...denail of facts... Disgusting!

The Church in Poland under the former Pope...had courage...and stood against the Commie cutthroats! Where is the Bran and Balls of the Church Now and here?! Communisim is Godless...as is Ortega...and his Black Magic Withc Bruha wife...Get a Clue. That alone should get a real church to take a STAND AGAINST THE SATANIC REP IN NICA!

Jag

So I take it then that you dont like Ortega, huh?

Canta no LLores (means sing dont cry)

Nobody gets the meat...only the beans and rice of it...TacoTega

I dont trust him any more than i would trust Putin,which is 1 reason i have left russia off mu Entrepreneurial endeavor list. Once a Commie always a commie, and commies alwys practice Confiscation to take them from being poor revolutionaries with gifted guns to rich wanna be Capitalists They are all theives while deluding the people that they are douing it for them and the revolution. ALL COMMIE regeimes.

Obviously there are capitalist cheats and thieves too, but i can deal with them and harshly/shrewdly. Whereas the commies just havve you faslsely accused and thrown in jail or out of the couintry if youre lucky, or killed. Often so they can steal what you have, but also when you critisize or oppose them. Putin and his reporters and Ortega and his...and god knows the list for Castro and the Chinese...and now Chavez (Commie in spirit and pricatice and Chatter).

But what many are missing is the point that the real reason I dont want to see Ortgea in here is that there is no doubt wahtsoever, except in the twisted truth-absent lefitist fantasy world mind, that his being Pres will be harmful to the economy and opportunity. Some of their SAnd-Nigsta proposals, and the ways of Chavez he says he will emulate, their past history and really just peoples perception of him...that is all bad news from the start to overcome and have constant stress from!

I am about Capitalism in its fair competitive form, and am here for the opportunities to make money and do good for Nicarauga while i am at it...thats all really. I had hoped to make it a long term stop-over or permanent site on my World-Wandering ways.

I lived in Thailand twice for awhile, and encountered so much corruption...as well as military small coup As recently but worse)...and a 51% local ownership rule on biz that allowed corrupt cops and military to become assassins, or Set-up artists, against the farangs (foreigners)investors/owners for a fee to make the local partner the new 100% owner. The women are incredible and great...the Military/cops nad their gangster partners are without remorse or restraint.

Corruption happens in many or most countries because all goverments (Including the USA) are somewhat corrupt and over 90% of all politicians worldwide are corrupt too...just some are much more sophisticated and/or reasonable about it. Competitive corruption and Mordida i can deal with.

Outright impunity to have people framed and murdered when you have the Police and Judges locked on the Sadanista payroll side, is not fair or smart to deal with. if they want anything, including your life or your LAND or both, they will just take it. Thieves and Murderers are not good partners for bargaining in correct commerce!

Anyone but Ortega will be OK to great for Nicaragua. A street vendor that aint Sadanistan, will do more good for Nica moving up ion the economics world than Ortega can ever do. He has a bad name...bad rep...bad first impression...bad idleas...bad morals...bad history...and a black magic practicing bad (and kinda ugly) wife! Plus he keeps his old chief of Secret Police spy capitan busy since htosec days ggathering swill on everyone and using it as a tool to turn them anyway he wants. How yas think he got his former Contra leader Vice Pres to turn on his own people..blackmail and greenmail..he finally paid him for the house he stole...well he will after the election or he will steal antoher and give it to him..!

I know peOPle who are connected in the highest and strongest sense, one especially whose name you could Google and see how wide and deep he went with the Sandies/Commies/Druggies etc etc incredible fact based stories and insights. Others with the top echelons of other Govs...and influential connected locals in biz and gov. I do my homework..not some swill swalloing lefitist fantasy ideaLIST floozie here Senor...I am pure Capitalsit industirla Intle gathering Experto! I dont really care if you believe any of this...but its all based on capitalisitically gathered Intel facts jacks...not LW fantasy utopia spew!

Comprende Comrades?

Ortega

First of all, I do not like Ortega personally. Many Sandinistas on the street will tell you that he is just bad and dont even consider him sandinista. Under his leadership my wife's father's land was taken and he was put in jail. Later my wife's first husband turned from sandinista to Contra and because they thought she was helping him pass info to the CIA, she was thrown in jail for six months and finally deported to the U.S. I hear so many stories of the brutality of the sandinistas in the 80's and the hardship imposed on the people at that time. But even now the sandinistas are in control of most of the major cities and have a large influence in the assembly and they are not so bad. The biggest fear is that things will go back to the way they were but I dont think this will happen. Even Ortega must know which side of his bread is buttered (I hope). As long as Nicaragua remains a democracy power will ebb and flow between the parties. The thing is that the more things change here the more they remain the same.

By the way, I am also a Viet nam vet (navy) and two of my daughters, my father and my grandfather also serve in the navy. No airborn or green berets or rangers or seals, but we did serve. I dont want Ortega to win but in the end it is their country and things go really bad I will just leave......but I dont expect that to happen.

Canta no LLores

The sad things I see

is the dam(not the river type) corruption is in every party and project I have seen in this area.

EVERY single project from USAID renewing the electrical distribution system, to the Danish people digging an interior canal for transportation infrastructure,

Had to be taken out of the hands of the locals, (FSLN, PLC, YATAMA)because to many hands in the cookie jar and NOTHING was getting done for the investment.

Friends dont think if DO wins there will be shooting, or confiscations, that was just a learning phase, what they are more conserned about is business going to shhit and an economy with again the 30,000% infaltion. the taxpayers of this poor country can't stand a top heavy government, adding to that the national pastime of stealing public funds...All the powers that be, have been gulity of this.

Lyin' Farmer John Wayne

El parque-Jose Luis Velazquez

Give them millions in aid and they build a measley park constructed with old tractor tires, construction debris, and volunteer labor.

Vote buying

La Prensa told of Ortega's trip to the east coast to buy votes. He offered cash to the Miskito people to compensate them for the genocide he committed against them. The Miskitos told him to shove it.

Daniel is not the solution, he's the problem.

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The loyalty of the Sandinistas on the FSLN platform is a funny thing. They may say they are going to vote for D.O. but when it comes time to really do it, its a different story.

The other funny thing is how they vote for the mayors, thinking this isnt D.O. therefor I they are fine in office. When in all reality D.O. is running the party. Take for instance Managua, Herty and Marenco, boths FSLN mayors, now if D.O. ran in their spots instead, he would not have won.

Jagman and the lefties

I have to tell you buddy..I think you are a real character and I for one am glad you are doing your "Pattern Busting" technique on N.L. Even if you do tend to go on a bit...it's with passion. Must drive the Chicas nuts! I have to agree with your reference(s), the political Fallout from Leaders and cronies of Chavez and Castro. I have friends in Cuba and could bore everyone here with stories that belong to me personally. Sad Place with some great people. I also have friends in Venezuela and Guyana which borders Venezuela. a couple of weeks ago the venezuelan National Guard (Thugs in Uniform) just murdered some Guyanese ON GUYANA SOIL. Chavez has plans to take over a chunk of Berbice which belongs to Guyana. as far as Ortega goes, it seems like everyone thinks he won't do much to disturb the Yankee dollar and most of the local not Central political Leaders, Mayors etc.. won't let him! opinion has it that he is always a "Flash in the Pan" come elections but never wins.

Flash in the pan

In high school I bugged the crap out of a girl hoping she'd go out with me. She never did. I guess I know how Danny Boy feels.