NEW BREATHALIZER SOFTWARE

Submitted by tom proctor on 17 October, 2006 - 17:57.
NEW BREATHALIZER SOFTWARE

No more typing under the influence of alcohol or TUI. My wife had this software designed after last weeks posting and almost being kicked out of NL. This new program logs me out when my blood alcohol level reaches 0.05 When I log into Nicaliving I must blow into the tube before in can create content or comments. This must be repeated every 15 minutes. This software also comes with a urine analysis monitor that is used every week. note: There is a seperate tube for that. NO MORE TUI'S

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Not all is lost.

Submitted by Nika Pilot on 17 October, 2006 - 22:01.

Oh well, at least there are always porn-sites to surf as a standby.

como todo buen piloto . . . mujeriego y borracho.

TUI

Submitted by TicoTim on 17 October, 2006 - 19:50.

Hey...This is my invention....

I mentioned this on the Lonely Planet site....damn....

The lawsuit is in the mail buster-

TicoMan VS TicoTim

hmmm...

Submitted by FNLM on 17 October, 2006 - 21:24.

Theres a difference of blowing in a tube and blowing a...

blowing ?

Submitted by Tegan on 18 October, 2006 - 05:38.

Yes, I know but the question is how do you?

Tonight's limit

Submitted by tom proctor on 17 October, 2006 - 19:26.

has been reached I must go.

Uhh!

Submitted by Martin on 17 October, 2006 - 19:00.

Is that urine in the glass?

Are you crazy

Submitted by tom proctor on 17 October, 2006 - 19:02.

The urine is in the tube and I am not blowing

crazy?

Submitted by Tegan on 18 October, 2006 - 05:39.

There is an aweful lot of "blowing" going on between all you men on this site....

Is there something you all would like to enlighten us about?

Crazy

Submitted by cookshow on 17 October, 2006 - 19:03.

Do you think the Hulkster would do something like that.

Drinking and posting

Submitted by Former NL Member on 17 October, 2006 - 18:41.

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off. On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!

Y u a e r g ht!

Submitted by tom proctor on 17 October, 2006 - 18:48.

my P ow r is F ad i ng as My alc hol co tent is ri s ng an do I keep blow ng into thi s thin g or do i st p dr ki g or stop typ g

.05

Submitted by cookshow on 17 October, 2006 - 18:04.

Tell her that is way too low. Hell that is even below average.

That's what I said

Submitted by tom proctor on 17 October, 2006 - 18:06.

I just start getting creative at .08

Better NL than Driving

Submitted by cookshow on 17 October, 2006 - 18:08.

Should be at least twice the limit for driving. Much safer to type than drive.

No it's not safe

Submitted by tom proctor on 17 October, 2006 - 18:13.

did you see what happened to TAR today and he was sober.

That was his problem

Submitted by toms on 17 October, 2006 - 18:43.

too dam (not the river type) thinned skinned and I absolutely refuse to do anything ON MY OWN TIME without my daily rasher of rum (FDC # 5)

Even those (I am loseing my English here) PRESSED INTO SERVICE taken aboard English sailing ships against their will...What did they call it?

A long time has passed from my youth 200 years ago...

Oh yeh, even those had their daily fortifacation of sprits

And a little before going into battle too! makes ya 9 feet tall and bullet proof.

AAAAhhh my dad said it was Whiskey Courage...

After a few FDC's I could even "crawl" into a cage with You know who...

Lyin' Farmer John Wayne

Yes

Submitted by cookshow on 17 October, 2006 - 18:20.

But he was just TAR, you are the Hulkster. I cannot wait for you to show up in Port with that bandana on your head. The Indians are going to go crazy. Hulk-o-mania...

If I had one of those my

Submitted by nicoya on 17 October, 2006 - 20:41.

If I had one of those my posts here would be cut by 99.99%. In my case it is so true is not even funny...salud! :)