The Secret to Long Life

Submitted by Nika Pilot on 5 October, 2006 - 04:43.

". . . laying off alcohol, but indulging in coffee, cigars and sex."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/5407636.stm

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Coffee, cigars and sex

Submitted by AdamAnt on 5 October, 2006 - 13:17.

If I can get rid of the coffee and insert FDC and live to be about 60 I'll die a happy man! gplay is p-rug.

Frijoles

Submitted by chhealey on 5 October, 2006 - 08:45.

I met a Nicaraguan man last summer north of Esteli that was reported to be 110 years old. I asked him his secret to long life and he told me FRIJOLES. He had come to our medical clinic and rumor was the only medicne he asked for was Viagra.

I remember

Submitted by catfish on 5 October, 2006 - 18:02.

I remember a Johnny Carson show that had 3 people over 100 and he was asking them about their longevity. One guy said, "I guess I just lived a long time." But the most hilarious one was a lady, 102 years old and he asked her if she had ever been bedridden, she replies, "My yes, and twice in a buggy."

Good one Catfish

Submitted by toms on 5 October, 2006 - 18:09.

ROFLMCO

Lyin' Farmer John Wayne

I miss Johnny

Submitted by Former NL Member on 5 October, 2006 - 18:11.

I can just picture his smirk toward the audience as she said that.

Johnny Carson

Submitted by catfish on 5 October, 2006 - 18:16.

Actually it was one of the few times he was caught off guard and busted out laughing.

I want to live to 123 years in ...

Submitted by dodgese on 5 October, 2006 - 07:11.

I want to live in Nicaragua 124 years.

and another version

Submitted by Nika Pilot on 5 October, 2006 - 04:47.

leave out the cigars, and maybe you'll hit 123:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4260191.stm

This is really important

Submitted by se_vnt3 on 5 October, 2006 - 06:51.

123 cups of coffee or sex partners?

- "If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun" Katherine Hepburn

Coffee VS ?

Submitted by Willow on 5 October, 2006 - 18:19.

I'll take the coffee. See...better oversight .. what you're really getting... what you "buy"..quality...aroma...lineage...and then grind it and brew it to your exact specifications. And..I am not talking the quickies like Starbucks either.Now if along comes a guy bearing fine beans....that's another story.

Either one can be great--

Submitted by Nika Pilot on 5 October, 2006 - 08:53.

Either one can be great-- full bodied, invigorating, get your blood pressure up a bit!