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50% aren't worried?
Submitted by Jack Davies on Thu, 2006/09/28 - 00:42.
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It is reported that 50% of people in London are worried about security and sleep with some form of self-defence to hand, for use against intruders.
The 'Safe Bedside Table' has a removable leg that acts as a club and a top that doubles as a shield for self-defence. This is for people who are willing to take on an intruder, providing an extra sense of security whilst in bed.
Hope this isn't a hoax. Check it out please Richard.

like
Peter Jennings.
real trustworthy....right
No left...wait I need to go stick my head back in the sand.
I too was left before I was right, the pendulum theroy????
Lyin' Farmer John Wayne
If you guys are big fans of
If you guys are big fans of the war in Iraq Parte Dos (you give many indications that you are big fans) you might also be fans of Peter Jennings. I recall with my own ears both he and Dan Rather cheerleading for the attack as the build up of US warships occurred in the gulf.
i have said this 4 times already, hindsight is 20/20
and if sadam had his wood chipper, rape rooms, and still killing his own people, over 300,000, he would not allow iran to get nukes.
it was a bit naive to think that the country of iraq that was brutally ruled by a dictator for 30 years could easily accept the self governing tenets of democracy. that was an easy place for jihadists to command attention and respect.
the war on tora bora was before the iraq war began.
we are not fighting like the usa did in wwII. and if you don't fight to win, you should not fight. the soldiers deserve better.
and how can you force 3 distinct peoples to share a government? never understood that. but i have lived on two different continents and know that people the world over truly have divergent viewpoints on things. a good example is how many countries yugoslavia splintered into.
Yugoslavia had an INTERNAL
Yugoslavia had an INTERNAL conflict not CAUSED by a US invasion. Iraq's current fiasco is the direct result of Dubya's invasion and occupation. The USA splintered Iraq into civil war zones. Saddam had Iraq under control - as do many dictators and quasi-dictators of nations of which the US has no interest.
Fight to Win? Win what? What will winning look like? There is no winning scenario to be executed. Iraq without an iron fisted dictator has splintered and descended into civil war. (The dictator must have been what they needed!). Why are American soldiers getting shot up in the crossfire of another country's civil war?
another Yugoslav difference
They would probably still be fighting in what used to be Yugoslavia if the UN hadn't interfered. The USA tried repeatedly to get the UN to do something about Iraq before they invaded it.
cause of conflict
Yugoslavia had a war betweeen Croats and Serbs and even though there were Muslims killed it wasn't essentialy a religious war as it is in Iraq. Serious problems in the world are usually caused by religion. Northern Ireland comes to mind and I know you can think of many others.
Any combination of races or nationalities will work out most of their problems when they try to meld into one country, except maybe the French. The Flemish and Walloons in Belgium and the French Canadians in Canada for instance.
Religion
I would submit that religion is the excuse, not the cause. Foolish pride is the cause, and a skewed view of the purpose of religion is usually the conduit through which the pride flows into violence.
in some cases the religious/ethnic is a cover...
in some cases the religious/ethnic is a cover for economic rebalancing . . .
in Rwanda the Tutsi http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rwandan_Genocide#German_Colonial_Policy were favoured by the German colonists, and this set in motion future events
the Irish catholics were second-classed by the protestants . . .this keep them out of the real economy
the french in Canada were kept out of business by their English overlords
follow the money . . .
By George,
I think you've got it!
OH MY GOD........
Yugoslavia and iraq are exactly similar. they both had the iron fist of a dictator, one russia, the other saddam. then the dictator was removed. i can't argue with you.
you want the terrorist to like you. i want them dead or in fear of usa's projection of power so that they stop it. it is the countries' job where the growth of terrorist take place to stop them. and if they can't or won't we need to act on the new hitlers the way we did on the old hitler. i don't care why jihadist hate us. they can go on hating us, but respect our right to exist or die, their choice.
Well said
and thought out but the other side ain't going to deal with logic no matter who does what, still comes the armchair captains and kings of industry, politics and fools.
Lyin' Farmer John Wayne
I disagree this time
Peter Jennings is a Canadian who should have stayed in Canada.
why not turn off the TV and stop being afraid . . .
why not turn off the TV and stop being afraid . . . damn people, the liklihood of someone breaking into your home is pathetically low unless you live in a real shithole apartment in scuztown . . . booo. Hope I didn't frighten the children.
Legg
Why not have the leg turn into a shoulder fire rocket? Then we can sell them to radicals.
now who would be balsey
enough to want to defend their home and family?
this is not P.C., dam caveman mentality is what it is...
Wait a minute and I'll go stick my head back in the sand like a good L.....L
Lyin' Farmer John Wayne
I take no issue with owning
I take no issue with owning guns, hunting for food or defending my family. Most of my ideas or filosofia are really quite mainstream. Public discourse (and by extension, public opinion) lead by media conglomerates (like Jack Welch's and Rupert Murdoch's) has moved so far to the right that my ideas or filosofia seem to be leftist. The learning capacity of today's teevee watchers and radio listeners has been conditioned and modified to accept (and concur with) extreme right wing ideas and filosofia as mainstream.
As John has spun some of my remarks to buttress some right-wing falacies, I seek to clarify them:
My reference to the boyhood murdering of small animals (I submit that any man on this site has either witnessed or committed such acts): This behavior is associated with narcissistic or sociopathic behavior in adult life*. In other words, a frog blaster in childhood is much more likely to become a narcissist and/or a sociopath in his adult life than is a non frog blaster.
In my life, I endeavor to avoid such individuals, but such avoidance is neither probable nor possible. Maybe a frog blaster can change, but I doubt it.
*It can be argued that a child who displays such behaviour is already a narcissist and/or a sociopath. My real point is that these people are f**ked up.
how does john wayne in port
get those right leaning tendencies without the availability of right wing mainstream media?
and if the media is so right wing, then how can a hannity or limbaugh make it? my opinion, those 2 filled a vacuum left by the left leaning media. to hear hannity or limbaugh you have to go to ancient technology, am radio, for heaven's sake.
i killed ants, bees and wasps as a kid, am i a narcissist or sociopath by your definition? i don't kill bees anymore, but the other two are still fair game, unless they leave my property.
Rush
I can't stand listening to Rush, not because of his subject matter which I generally agree with but because he belabors every issue. He keeps repeating his thoughts over and over again taking an hour to give you 5 minutes worth of facts. I realize why he does this. He is trying to convert left wing listeners to his viewpoint and he knows that they are usually not too bright.
The reason he belabors the
The reason he belabors the "issues" is because he is propagandizing and lying. Famous German right winger Joe Goebbels said that if a lie is repeated often enough and loudly enough it becomes the truth to its subjects. He was, unfortunately, very correct. Repetition is what makes the talking points that are regurgitated later by Limbaugh's ditto heads. No liberal would listen to the hypocrite other than to be made aware of and to refute his lies. Had the hypocrite been given his own medicine (zero tolerance for drug addicts) he'd be in prison. (For John: Limbaugh had a pilodinal cyst - thats an ass cyst - that gave him his (military) deferment.)
deferred
Everyone need a little asscystance once in a while.
If a leftie liberal
is listening to Rush for more than 5 minutes he probably isn't too bright or maybe he is just as stoned on pills as Rush is...
Jim, I read (reeeed) every
Jim, I read (reeeed) every word of your posts with care. You have either not read (red) mine carefully or you are screwing with me :) (I said its OK to kill bugs!). Didn't you say that you were an attorney? And John Wayne formed his opinions before he left. You failed to include right "leaning" ABC, CBS, NBC "news" - out and out Right Wing Wh*re Fox "News" and the following Media Wh*res that are either right leaning or Right Wing Wh*res: Scarborough Country, Chris Mathews, Tim Russert, Van Susteren, Bow Tie Boy Tucker Carlson, O'Reilly, Glen Beck, Nancy Grace, Stephanopolis, the old guy with the white hair, all the effing right wingers on clear channel and other radio stations...I've left a bunch out, Ann Coulter...
Now some might argue that some of these guys are not right wingers, but they are. For example, Chris Mathews loooooved him some George Bush (Dubya) before the 2000 election (that's when it counted) and he lambasted Gore. And though they may criticize, they never drive home the hard questions. When it counts, they all go in the tank for the right wing. That's why you guys think they (the right) are correct. Its as fake as professional wrestling.
chris matthews worked for
tip oniell, the biggest fat cat gov't type. but unlike today's nancy pelosi, he was a gentle person.
yes, i am a lawyer, never claimed to be a good one.
moreover, i am not trying to win a case against you.....
i had a proffessor in law school taught constitutional law. he had clerked for earl warren years and years ago. said the constitution was a living breathing document. thats how lefties are. they create junk out of whole cloth. and a bunch of the mush for brains were inculcated to that way of thinking. like rowe v. wade. this privacy right "emanated from the penumbra of the constitution." translates the judges legislated from the bench. you see lefties can't get the people to swallow thier bolagna, so they go through the courts and they create verbose arguments, much like yours.
did you respond to the sudanese giving clinton osama binladen on a platter?
Richard Clarke, a terrorism
Richard Clarke, a terrorism expert who served under Presidents Raygun, Bush the Smarter, Clinton, and Bush il Duece, refutes this claim utterly. Clarke maintains that at no time was Clinton ever given an opportunity to capture Osama Bin Ladin and that he failed to give the go order.
According to the official findings of the 911 Commission, the Clinton administration was seeking ways to capture Bin Ladin as early as 1996, when he was still thought to be a financier of terrorist organizations and not the criminal bogeyman we know him to be today.
In 1997 the Clinton Administration considered a plan to ambush Bin Ladin when he traveled between Kandahar and Cumberland Farms, Bin Ladin's primary residence. When the administration received reports that Afghan rebels attempted this ambush and failed, they refocused their energies on a plan involving a night-time panty raid on Tarnak Farms itself.
The Commander of Delta Force was uncomfortable with the new plan. And the Commander of Joint Special Operations Forces, Lt. General Michael Canavan felt that the plan was too complicated for the CIA to carry out. Meanwhile, Sandy Berger began to doubt that the intelligence received from Afghan tribals was reliable so he wadded up the papers and stuffed them in his pants.
Counterterrorist Center officers briefed FBI Director Louis Freeh, stating that the raid on Tarnak Farms had about a 30 percent chance of success. Richard Clarke thought the mission as planned, which relied heavily upon local Afghan tribals, was "half-assed."
After a cross dressing-rehearsal of the operation, George Tenet shut down the mission, and says he made the decision alone. The plan was never even submitted to Clinton for approval. Because the republicans were invading his pants, Clinton was busy with his thesaurus - parsing the definition of "is".
After Osama bombed our embassies in Kenya and Tanzania, Clinton ordered military strikes on camps in Afghanistan, and was roundly criticized by Republicans for "Wagging the Dog" to distract from the Monica Lewinsky witch hunt.
Clinton sent Memoranda to the CIA reiterating that they were authorized to use tribal assets or other means to hunt down Osama and kill him. Clinton personally negotiated with the leader of Pakistan and secured a joint plan to capture Bin Ladin - which evaporated when Mr. Sharif was overthrown by Pervey Musharraf.
Clinton demanded daily intelligence reports about Bin Ladin after 1998 and that his administration successfully thwarted a Millenium Attack - with connections to what we would eventually understand to be Al Qaeda - by arresting an Algerian Jihadist smuggling a doughy pantload of explosives.
When Bushys II transitioned into power, they did not agree with Clinton officials that terrorism should be a high priority until after September 11, 2001. Then Karl Rove made Dubya the "War President".
The USS Cole strike was 100% determined to be by bin Laden/ al Qaeda. When first informed of this as president, and asked what course to pursue (Clinton's cruise missiles were ready to act on surveillance info targeting bin Laden) Bush said "I am tired of swatting at flies". Me wantum big mess.
newsmax has clinton on tape...
saying that he turned down sudan's offer to take bin laden. what am i to believe, him or all those paragraphs above of yours that i did not read?
Stephanopolis?
Stephanopolis is a right wing media wh*re? And Tim Russert?
Based on your list, I guess there isn't a single left leaning news person out there. Guess the only place to get the truth are the blogs.
Left leaning (some
Left leaning (some ever-so-slightly left leaning) pundits include Bill Moyers (rare appearances), Jon Stewart, Keith Olbermann, Bill Maher, Dave Letterman is iffy and maybe Conan O'Brien (more iffy).
More right wingers I forgot: John Stossel, Jay Leno (milquetoast), Geraldo Rivera (was a lefty 25 years ago, as was Russert and Dennis Miller now both hard right), Kate O'Beirn, and Katy Couric; Lou Dobbs and The financial "management" shows. Lest we forget, all televangelists (there are many) are pushing the right wing agenda. I have written previously about the cozy relationship between religion and the right.
If you think I am wrong watch them and listen with your own eyes and ears.
Left isn't right
Most of the poeple that you mentioned play to the crowd. Jay Leno in particular will be just as hard on either side if you take his jokes seriously. He is just looking for a laugh. Jon Stewart is probably personally right wing but it is hard to tell from the way he acts.
The one that did surprise me was Dennis Miller. People in general slowly go from left to right as they mature but Dennis made the change overnight and almost went too far.
I don't know what happened to Miller . . .
one minute he's funny, the next minute he's a complete sellout . . . must've gotten quite the payout.
I've seen Jon Stewart act. He's not that good. He's got to be for real. Don't take away the last news anchor I trust Jack.
News anchors
Even though he bases his show on the current news I don't know if you can call him a news anchor. He will definitely twist any event to try an wring out some laughs.
How about his buddy Stephen Colbert and the Colbert Report, don't you trust him? If you get your news from Comedy Central you know it must be true.
well of course Colbert is terrific as well . . .
I prefer it when they twist the news for a laugh, as opposed to when they twist the truth for the news . . . when news is a joke, turn to Comedy Central . . . more liberals (can't condemn me for something I'm proud to proclaim) get there news from Comedy Central than any other source . . .
But
I don't agree that the straw up the fly's a** is a bad thing.
Its ok to eat fish cuz they
Its ok to eat fish cuz they don't have any feelings.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now. Its just a spring clean for the May Queen. Yes there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.
Does that make it ok to kill them?
Do human fetuses have feelings?
Yes
Abortion should be legal up to the age of two. Memories are the only thing to distinguish us from a cabbage. So untill you have stored up some memories you are just a cabbage.
That's another one of the dumb things that Bush has done, i.e. cutting off Family Planning funding to all those countries.
Jack, you have disappointed
Jack, you have disappointed your compatriot immensely with that remark. Don't you want tax dollars to go to tax exempt churches so they can tell church goers to vote republican to stop the baby killers? What difference does it make to me or a neocon whether a woman wants to have an abortion? If they don't want an abortion, they don't have to have one. Why must they impose their beliefs on others. If they care so much about life, why don't they support welfare and education so thay can take care of the babies AFTER they are born? The repubs only pretend to are about cell clusters and fetuses. Once the baby is born its on its own. Their policies support my remarks.
Why I vote that way
I vote Republican because they will do less economic harm to the country. I am probably farther left than you on moral issues but those are issues that should be personal and even if they pass moral laws that I don't agree with at least those laws don't harm the country as much as the Democrats would.
The U.S. has a two party system so there is no point in my wasting my vote on a smaller party such as the Libertarians even though that is what I am.
I don't think that churches should be tax exempt and I could give you examples that you haven't even thought of about how much harm their tax-exempt status does.
Fetal research still goes on but Bush has slowed it down enough that I may die one year before the cure for whatever killed me is found.
fish have no feelings
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/2983045.stm
eating fish
My fish has feelings, but I still might have to eat him.
Uh oh...
are you trying to take over jimrichard's (part-time) job of finding fitting songs? BTW, this is the ALLTIME BEST SONG EVER WRITTEN BY ANYONE, and I saw them in concert, so there! OK, did I just give out info on my age????....
rock n roll shouldn't be serious, best song:
Did you see any action? Did you make any friends? Would you like some affection? Before I leave again.
I've been walking behind you, since you've been able to see. There's never been any reason, for you to think about me.
Did you have any bad dreams, did you break any glass? Would you be my companion, is there even a chance?
You've been talking in circles, since I've been able to cry.
There's never been any reason, for ever telling me why, yea, yea.
Save my life, I'm going down for the last time. Woman with the sweet lov'in, better than a white line. Bring a good feeling ain't had in such a long time. Save my life, I'm going down for the last time.
Have you ever been lonely? Do you have any fun? Do you ever think of me? I'm just no one. Yea. You never give me no answer, you never tell me the truth. There's never been any reason. For me to think about you. There's never been any reason. There's never been any reason. Yea. There's never been any reason.
Save my life, I'm going down for the last time. Woman with the sweet lov'in, better than a white line. Don't you know she could bring a good feeling ain't had in such a long time. Save my life, I'm going down for the last time. Whoa. Save my life, I'm going down for the last time.
but stairway to heaven
is number 2
Styx
Too much time on my hands, its ticking away with my sanity. I've got too much time on my hands, it's hard to believe such a calamity. I've got too much time on my hands and it's ticking away from me. Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands. Too much time on my hands.
I don't know
About fishes feelings, I never asked one, although I have eaten many. I have also never heard of a shark inquiring about a humans feeling before biting them.
Eat or be Eaten
It's ok-
to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings.
Nirvana
I like it when . . .
I like it when . . . you guys acknowledge we're no better than animals . . . such humility ; ) it's much better than the holy holy we usually espouse around here . . . back to my muck pool ; )
am i holy?
i tell my wife i am a first class sob, she says i am half right.
Rodney used to quote his wife too Jim
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!
My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate."
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.
If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off.
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
I was such an ugly baby, when I was born the Dr. slapped my Mother.
I went to see my DR...... DR.Vinnie Goomba.He asked if I had this before? I said yes.He said well you got it again.
I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked "Why?". He said "Because you came home early."
At my age, I'm envious of a stiff wind.
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex; she called me from Chicago last night.
great jokes,
do you mind if i steal them?