lighten up, y'all

Submitted by chatwari on 21 September, 2006 - 11:49.

Actual trial testimony

(US, not Nicaragua)

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

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yes.....

Submitted by Che Guevara on 21 September, 2006 - 11:55.

and i'd do a better job if that doctor gave it back to me.