How to tell if there is a terrorist arriving at Managua International Airport

Submitted by FORMER NL MEMBER 2 on 12 June, 2006 - 09:05.
How to tell if there is a terrorist arriving at Managua International Airport
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was the nica living

Submitted by Che Guevara on 25 June, 2006 - 13:26.

emblem added to the mercedes? or was it there the whole time?

Aw - For "fyl"

Submitted by Miskito Alan on 25 June, 2006 - 17:16.

Thats "fyl's" Mercedes auto.

John, Pete, and Miskito Alan get no U$ from "NL".

Miskito Alan &#174

target?

Submitted by NYnorm on 14 June, 2006 - 09:50.

Did you notice the trip wire coming out of his head it leads to the devise under the blanket, I've heard they can go with out eating or drink for a week, to wait for the right moment.

what could be the intended target? (an ox cart?)

very interesting! #-d8-0

I think the way it works is an electric shock is applied to the wire, then a blast of fermented excrement is shot out through the canon in the Stern.

Racist and not funny

Submitted by Emilina on 14 June, 2006 - 08:27.

To me, anyway. But then, I lived for 8 years in the Middle East where 99% of the people (and camels) I knew were decent, rational, peace-loving people. To broadly paint an entire people as terrorist because they associate with camels is... well, I just don't think this kind of "humor" belongs here. Just my two centavos.

Why?

Submitted by Huehuete Bob on 14 June, 2006 - 11:51.

Thats what they do to us. Or is it not racism for them?

Robert - Different Racisms

Submitted by Miskito Alan on 14 June, 2006 - 12:42.

Their racism is OK because the Sand N*gg**rs just cut off heads of Gringos.

Here, in the Western World, humor is racism.

Miskito Alan &#174

this is second hand

Submitted by toms on 14 June, 2006 - 08:39.

Information. A friend years ago did some work for Arabs in Saudi.

He took his blonde wife with him and one of those there, offered 200 camels for her. That mentality still stands.

There are few things in this world not funny enough to joke about, as long as you smile when ya' say it !

This is coming from your average inbred redneck

My dos centovos

Lyin' Farmer John Wayne

redneck logic

Submitted by Emilina on 14 June, 2006 - 10:24.

so, let me get this straight -- because of that one saudi, ALL arabs have a cattle-trading mentality and therefore this joke was funny. whatever. believe, i AM smiling.

They're not like us.

Submitted by Former NL Member on 14 June, 2006 - 10:50.

Ever heard about what they do to women's genetalia there? It's a practice common in lots of places, Africa and the Middle East among them. Does that give you a clue as to how they treat women?

They're just like us . . .

Submitted by arlington on 14 June, 2006 - 21:59.

Ever heard of what women aren't allowed to do with "their" bodies here. What's that say about the way women are treated in the US. I shouldn't say "we". Canada hasn't crossed that line yet, not for lack of trying by our crusaders. The more theocracies shout they are different, the more they sound the same.

will the real estate bubble burst after the Rapture

Come on guys...

Submitted by FNLM on 14 June, 2006 - 12:05.

Your starting to sound like Costa Ricans, haha. (I'm sorry it was just a joke, and not true of all Ticos) ;)

A Camel,

Submitted by kgeorge on 12 June, 2006 - 23:51.

$499. A good laugh, priceless.

I see Potential

Submitted by FisherCigarMan on 12 June, 2006 - 11:21.

Who needs Bio Diesel?

Just plenty of hay :-)

FAP

GOOD ONE

Submitted by Huehuete Bob on 12 June, 2006 - 10:45.

So, is that the terrorist or his camel?

Al Zarqawi replacement chosen

Submitted by Former NL Member on 12 June, 2006 - 11:17.

DUBAI (Reuters) - Al Qaeda in Iraq named a successor following the killing of the group's leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, according to an Internet statement on Monday."

Now we know where Jimmy Carter spent the weekend. With his presence, we can rest assured al Qaeda in Iraq held free and fair elections in choosing their own leaders without influence from outside influences such as the (evil)US.

jimmy carter's replacement...

Submitted by elchicharrone on 28 June, 2006 - 18:27.

wish we had mr. reagan back selling weapons to the terrorists in iran...

ha ha ha!

Submitted by Che Guevara on 12 June, 2006 - 12:17.

with jimmy's help, al qaeda turns to the left. with enough of jimmy's help they may become godless.

whooooooooo

Submitted by goldenmami4_djlp on 13 June, 2006 - 20:01.

JA,JA Now thats funny!

careful

Submitted by buddyruff89102 on 26 June, 2006 - 12:34.

no the real message is its a joke!!! Be careful your joke doesn't offend any one. The offended may find nicaragua living's parking lot turn your cars upside down light them on fire and break out the windows stuff like that. Don't trust the mob enough to go outside some fool might take you home turn on a video camera so your family can see what you look like without a head. O ya that kind of thing is everyday news in the arab world. It was that way before we started meddeling and it will be that way after we ARE GONE. Except then and only then will them children of god have to make their own damn camaras. I guess my racism is showing.