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Poll
Where do you live most of the time?
Nicaragua
40%
U.S.A.
42%
Canada
15%
Other L.A. country
2%
Outside western hemisphere
0%
Total votes: 52
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Anything contained herein is purely for HUMOR I know it may be a Sick one but we're human and do make mistakes, for that I do apologized, however is not intended to belittle, aggravate or insult anyone except those mentioned by name or initials, who can take it ;-).
It does however contain opinions and details that if taken at face value could be considered offensive to anyone without a sense of humor. The Photo title along "I GOT PROBLEM" and at the end " And what is your Problem?" does have a meaning, mentally it will bring out the inner you, and this comes to you from the Office of Blue Miskitu Balanced Content. Don't say you weren't warned.
I FORGOT
The Nica-Living LOGO was added to cover "Janet Jackson" Style Silver Plated Start Breast Piercing, since I did not wanted to offend the kids from South park In my personal sick humor did not look to humoristic.
,,// {*--*} Remember "SUN FEB 01, 2004 21:27:35" AFTER JANET BARES BREAST DURING DINNER HOUR; SUPER BOWL????? But I guess that was cool to you and you know who you are. As my Grandfather Arturo Rivera once said: A Monkey only see the other Monkey Tail but NEVER SEES HIS OWN TAIL"
Out...
Confused? - Wondering?
Miskito Alan ®
The previous poll on NicaLiving was Choice of Nicaraguan Alcoholic Drink. The post has been submitted from state of confusion asking what does alcohol have to do with this NicaLiving. I will ask the author of that particular NL Poll this very same question. I can probably foresee the answer that will be rendered to me. "Alan - Have you lost your damn mind again?"
I have decided that the comment from state of confusion made concerning the naked woman was derived from the fact that this woman is an older and a really not very pretty woman. I think that the comment was quite discriminatory against older people. If this woman had been a Nica Chica Hottie, I feel that the point would have not been made by the poster.
Well, the cigarette controversy will go on forever and maybe one day enough Gringos will live in Nicaragua to stop this smoking of cigarettes and cigars and create economic havoc amongst more native Nicaraguans who have worked with tobacco all of their lives. Everyone can be happy that then no more cigars will be rolled in Esteli and the workers are no longer working for U$3/day; but, are staying home and unemployed and not drawing food stamps or unemployment from the state. Another piece of history and culture will be gone.
In Alabama, the native people used to tell the Yankees who moved there and tried to change things - "If you like it so much the way things are done up there - Move your a$$ back up North"
or, in this particular case, "If you like it so much the way things are done down there - Move your a$$ back down to Costa Rico".
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Question?
© Miskito Alan ®
My Question:
Why is it proper for "Cartman" to post a stupid picture on his bio on "NL"?
Why is it improper for "Blue Moskitu" to post a stupid picture on "NL"?
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"Cartman" is Confused
© Miskito Alan ®
"Cartman" is a self-admitted "confused person". I will certainly agree that he is very confused about many things. "Cartman" and I have no problem with our dual-agreement on that subject. In his self-admitted confused state of mind; "Cartman" even had to ask if this were "NicaLiving" where he was posting. This person is lost amongst websites and possibly has been kidnapped by "CostaRicoLiving.com". I think that Costa Rica has confused "Cartman" because that country wants him back to help pay all those big, new taxes.
"Cartman" will see what "naked women & alcohol ("FDC" only) have to do with living in Nicaragua when our "Hottie's Page" goes up on "NicaLiving". "Cartman says that "NL" was a good website - I guess he is saying that its not any more and that he misses and wants to go back to "CostaRicoLiving.com". I say if "Cartman" wants to go - Let him go. If "Cartman" doesn't like "NL" anymore; I really don't know what he is doing here anyway. The new house pictures and the beaches of Leon are also getting stale and boring.
"Cartman" is worried about children viewing "NicaLiving"; but, he has never told us if he has children or not back in the USA (America) or in "Gringo Rico". "Cartman's" crendentials must be checked before he makes any comments about children.
"Cartman" just wants everybody to talk about residency, new houses, and Leon beaches; but, the problem is that nobody died and left him in charge of "NL".
"NL" is safe for now from "Cartman's" censorship.
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Brother Scoot
Alan .. Thank You .. I think though we need to set an example for poor Scott. He has obviously drank the cool aid and really believes all of the bull crap he was fed by the United States government over the years. He is used to censorship and enjoys being a mushroom, sitting in the dark, wallowing in crap. Poor guy even has a direct tv link so he can leave his TV tuned on Fox. Lets encourage our brother Scott in hanging around, if only to serve as a warning to others. Nicaragua is full of villages in need of idiots. Finlay Leon has its own.
Scott my brother ... the wonderful thing about freedom is choice. You do have the choice of setting up your own "NicaLiving". Maybe you can callit something like "NicaScott.com". Then you can spend the next two years posting and adding information. You can also boot whomever you want and only keep the posts you feel are relevant. A little island of information on your own. You can even put a little Fox Network logo on your site! I can tell your getting excited already. Then you can leave us heathens as we head down the road which leads to our own destruction.
"Seeing less BS posts about US government policies around the world and other useless info here, like adding a comment to every post even if it makes no sense. Seeing more posts about Nicaragua, living or moving here, residency and so-on." - Scott's interest section from his/her bio.
Welcome to the Machine
"Welcome my son, welcome to the Machine. Where have you been? It's all right, we know where you've been."
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Really nothing to add, just wanted you all to know that... ;~0
Relax
Cartman (See Scotts Bio) .. I hope you dont have kids that watch South Park. Your right its NicaLiving ... Not Pleasentville.
Click, click..........click, click, click!
how did you come by the photo? Makes me think of the song by Duran, Duran, "Girls on film."
By the Way...
Thanks for giving her that Necklace
yes
without the necklace I would have thought she was in western arizona. bad night at the casinos.
All right!
This one made me bust a gut, and I'm at work! Blue M, you got a monkey on your back???
-Carl
Special for "Blue"
® Miskito Alan ©
Attention "Blue Moskitu":
Please do not post your "Sick Humor" to the "Humor" section anymore.
I will establish a new "Humor" catergory for you entitled "Sick Humor".
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Warning
Alan ... please make it display a warning before people enter. Im afraid that if Blue gets a "Sick Humor" section he is really going to get creative. He might even start posting all of his old girlfriends.
Naskima Tuba Pete
SSSSSSSSSH ! That is a Secret I left in Nica-Paradise, please keep it among ourself..
Tanki-Pali Pete :)
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Scary. VERY scary...
Oh My God