CLARO advertising slogans
Claro: Leading Nicaragua into the 21st Century with first-world prices and third-world technology.
The three magic words of Claro customer service: No, No and No!
At Claro, the matchless beauty of our customer service representatives is exceeded only by their bovine sloth.
Please be patient. E-mail service in your barrio will improve greatly next week when we take delivery of a new flock of carrier pigeons.
As you personal Claro customer service rep, I will be pleased to give your request top priority as soon as I learn how to add and subtract.
Hi I’m Carlos Slim, the owner of Claro. From the bottom of my heart I would like to thank all my customers in Nicaragua for helping me climb to the top of Forbes Magazine’s list of the wealthiest people in the world in 2012. See you again next year, suckers.
Slim: Spanish for slime.
Fine print? What fine print?
Claro: We’re not happy until you’re not happy!