May be this is Nicaragua needs.
"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene."
-Homer J. Simpson
But that's me a day late and a dollar short.
We haven't had a toilet article in a long time and we all miss them. :-)
the other post did not generate a lot of interest.... usually toilet threads generate responses out the wazoo!
"If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish, he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
— FAP (?)