We're Numero UNO!
I do not know about you but I am sick of always reading, in EVERY news article, that Nicaragua is the 2d poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. y que?
Well, finally we are NUMBER ONE in something.
Nicaragua has the HIGHEST fuel prices in all of Central America! We're number one, we're number one, we're number one!
I do not know about you, but personally I so damned happy to finally make the top of the list! Number ONE!
We can only thank comrade-President-for-Life Ortega, his lovely hairy-armpits wife la Chamuca, tio Hugorilla Chavez, ALBA, Albanisa, Father Fidel, and the F$LN for the honor of reaching the number ONE spot.
Viva $ucialismo $iglo XXI
Arriba los pobres del mundo!
jodido, pero contento. soy nica...