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Anonomous "Miskito Alan"
Submitted by Miskito Alan on Wed, 2005/07/06 - 17:14.
This is "Miskito Alan" who always is in the front of the airport in Puerto Cabezas and who does have a little knowledge of the North and South Atlantic Coasts including Corn Island after a total of fifteen years of exposure of living in all the places along this beautiful coast. ___________________________________________________________________
sorry all
See what happens when I do NOT go to Port for a weekend! Miskito Alan goes berserk and starts posting his legs. ewwwww...
Go Back to Day Job.
Marty -- You will never be able to buy food with your comic rotuine.
Go Back to the Day Job.
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Food???
You are, of course, correct. But since my food budget is about 20% of my beer budget, I should be able to eliminate the food component and still survive without that three-letter explitive (j*b)...
boy did i get slammed
miskito alan just slammed me for not making a comment so here it goes......
boats look good! Of course when you are as old as we both are boats always look better.
George: Speak for Yourself.
Don't speak for me.
The "pangas" were just something for the backgroud.
I'm actually only 39 years old -- But, I've had a damn hard life.
Not in making money -- But, trying to collect my money. ____________________________________________________________________
i dont doubt the hard life
cant and wont argue about the hard life. i thought anyone over 30 was old to younguns. you sound like the man who would give the shirt of your back to someone if they really needed it.
Continuation & Done.
I had a friend in Mississippi in the early 1980s, who was in the landscaping business and employed about 150 people. This friend looked liked Charles Atlas when he was in his peak (prime) years and had all the developed muscles and 6'4" tall and looked liked the perfect specimen of a human being.
So I said: "You have all of those 150 people working for you and cutting the grass and doing the gardens and cleaning the swimming pools -- So how do you develop all those muscles?"
Jack told me: "Alan, I don't get this way from working -- I get this way from trying to collect my money that is due me." ____________________________________________________________________
Face to the name
It's nice to put a face to the name finally. Maybe we should all do this so it makes the site a bit more friendly and real. Any thoughts, good, bad or indifferent, by the rest of you?
Idea Needs Phil's Approval.
Matt -- Your idea is a good one. I have been thinking for a month or so about the same thing and I was going to talk to Phil about creating a member's section under "images".
So, we will see what Phil wants to do about the idea.
Matt: You said "It's nice to put a face to the name". Actually, at first; I was just going to post a picture from the knees down as a joke about the "anonomous" thing -- But then, I just decided to post the picture and not try to make a joke.
Thanks -- Alan. _____________________________________________________________________
Sure
I guess I really need to do the version upgrade here. That is an easy feature to turn on once we do the upgrade. And, I agree, it would makes things friendlier or at least give you what you need to make dart targets.
Male Sexist Pigs
That is me and I prefer that the females that want to post pictures ; please post "bikini" pictures taken on a Nicaraguan beach. _____________________________________________________________________
Miskito Allan you are beautifull
Miskito you are a beautifull person, you are not anomimous God bless you. Mario
T-Shirts.
I only wear plain cotton t-shirts with no wording of any kind; but, the t-shirts must have pockets and I do not buy them in Nicaragua. I have the t-shirts (Russell Mills - Alex City, Al.) sent to me by a friend from Atlanta. I have probably 30 in wearable condition and I wear nothing else unless somebody gets married or something. I probably wear blue jeans or other long pants one time every three months. Sometimes, I do wear long pants every two months when I go to Managua.
In Nicaragua, people wear all these t-shirts with all these crazy messages in English and the people have no idea what the words mean; but, they only know the t-shirts are from the USA (America).
When I got married here in Port by the law and the preacher; my best man (Gringo) wore a t-shirt for both occasions that said -- "Is that Your Final Answer?". Was that appropiate? ___________________________________________________________________
Inappropriate t-shirts
Most inappropriate one I saw was in Costa Rica on a very innocent looking girl of maybe 14 years. It had FRAGILE in red looking like a rubber stamp on it somewhat diagonally and then HANDLE WITH CARE in white across her breasts.
The good thing is that you can have fun with them. When you see a neighbor who speaks no English wearing a t-shirt with a message on it, you get to act offended and then explain to the what "their shirt said". My neighbor Aracely was wearing a shirt that said someone pleasant but I "translated" it into something that made her blush. And, for her, that took work. :-)