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To the World, from the USA

Submitted by VidaVerde on Tue, 2008/11/18 - 22:03.
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Dear World:

The United States of America, your quality supplier of ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001-2008 service outage.

The technical fault that led to this eight-year service interruption has been located, and the parts responsible for it were replaced Tuesday night, November 4. Early tests of the newly-installed equipment indicate that it is functioning correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional by late January 2009.

We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage, and we look forward to resuming full service --- and hopefully even to improving it in years to come.

Thank you for your patience and understanding,

The USA

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We apologize

Submitted by mjt on Thu, 2009/02/05 - 19:30.

http://www.politicalgastronomica.com/2008/12/world-we-apologize-for-the-...

not if....

Submitted by chakalin97 on Wed, 2008/11/19 - 12:20.

Hilary is secretary of state! then we'll be back to square 1....Chaq

Love it!!

Submitted by RSJGringita on Wed, 2008/11/19 - 11:29.

Thanks for posting!

------- "Life is what happens while we're busy making other plans." - Pablo Neruda

You're Welcome

Submitted by dirtbag on Tue, 2008/11/18 - 22:58.

Try not to let it happen again.

Thanks, DB!

Submitted by VidaVerde on Wed, 2008/11/19 - 10:39.

I'm on it!

-Carl