NO street signs/addresses in Nicaragua?

Submitted by buc10001 on 12 July, 2008 - 21:49.

What's this I hear about Nica NOT having any street signs or even names on any of their city streets?? Why, even the savage, semi-literate French in Canada have progressed that far! How do you receive mail and utility bills and such at your residence? Do NOT tell me it's ; "Go 3 blocks South of INETER , then 4 blocks East and it's right across from the blue house." How can legitimate businesses make any progress without a regular street address? Or maybe Nica isn't concerned about progress? And you Socialist don't need to tell me, "If it ain't broken don't try to fix it." Horses worked just fine as transportation, but thank goodness you now use motorized vehicles. ...well, except for maybe Jinotega. Speaking of which, does anybody know any 30-something senoras there who might consider marriage to an old gringo farm boy? She has to have a horse and a few hectores of land though. Gracias.

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Nica Street Names

Regarding the lack of addresses. It's all in if you're familiar with the area or not. In 1962 I moved from Chicago to Perry, Georgia. Found a house for rent in the local paper at the newspaper office. Asked the news staff what the address was. I was told, "You go out the Hawkinsville road 'til you get to the Tuggle house. Across the road from the Tuggle house is a row of pecan trees. Go down that road 'til you get to the Davis house. The house you're looking for is next to the Davis house." After all these years in Georgia I give directions the same way. 911 emergency response necessities have given all of us addresses. They're a real advantage for newcomers. If you'd like to come for a visit: turn left at the big live oak tree, third house on the right.

Sometimes it is easy

When I first moved to Estelí, here is the address I would give to people in Seattle if they wanted to come visit.

Get on I-5 southbound. Drive until you come to an intersection with a car on a stick. [There is a used auto parts place there with an old car on top of a pole.] Turn right, turn left at the next corner. My house is the yellow one on the left.

Not bad considering the distance and the number of borders you needed to cross. :-)

Emm, she uh, emm, must be

Emm, she uh, emm, must be good on plow.

Hmmm, you seem know a lot about Nicaragua, you know, for a farmer in the US. You know, maybe it's a sign of an advanced society, that they don't need signs. Maybe signs are for Canadian and French savages? I know when I sleep walk, I don't need no stinking signs to know where the pop-tarts are...

Oh, and BTW, you want to get your senorita in the 25-27 range, preferably a law grad, with digs in MGA and La Boquita. You need to raise your bar a little higher.

Managua specials

The real tricky ones are the addresses that are based on landmarks that no longer exist. For example, "del Cine Cabrera dos cuadras abajo uno al lago". This uses a reference to a movie theatre that is now an evangelical church that was remodeled and bears no resemblance to a theatre. It is crazy but the collective memory of cab drivers and others generally put you right on the mark.

"sir

"sir, i am a clown fish, and i know funny!" this is it: http://www.nicaliving.com/node/9784

this thread, not so much...

when government grows, liberty yields, thomas jefferson

Comrade Che ...

... or is it Monsenior Che? Never mind. I must have incorrectly typed in that link @ www.nicaliving.porn/node/9784. I didn't know people could train goats to do that stuff, even in Bluefield. oops, wrong address! My bad. As for your Thread, it was longer than my, ah, Thing so I lost interest. ...in the Thread, that is. Besides, all the gay pot-makers in Jinotega that I know are more articulate than that person. Er, NOT that I 'know' any gay , ah ... Never mind. El mal {Evil} es solamente 'Life' deletreado en revés.

not my thread

but thanks anyway...

when government grows, liberty yields, thomas jefferson

You ain't from around here, are you?

"Congested highways, overflowing sewers and corroding bridges are constant reminders of the looming crisis that jeopardizes our nation's prosperity and our quality of life. With new grades for the first time since 2001, our nation's infrastructure has shown little to no improvement since receiving a collective D+ in 2001, with some areas sliding toward failing grades. The American Society of Civil Engineers' 2005 Report Card for America's Infrastructure..."

http://www.asce.org/reportcard/2005/index2005.cfm

http://www.economist.com/world/na/displaystory.cfm?story_id=11636517

And when that bridge falls, or that levee fails, at least you will know where you're going to send the emergency and rescue squad. And when that water main ruptures, and a sinkhole swallows your Ford F350, at least you will be able to tell the insurance co. exactly where it happened...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7137552/

But don't count on your elected representatives to give a damn about it, even if the U.S.P.S. knows where to deliver your written complaints.

Goes to show you, Buc, no place is perfect, but your concern is a valid one. I apologize if this is a bit off-topic, but implying that Nicaraguans are less than "savages", only good enough to be used, deserves an appropriate response.

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The most civilized people are as near to barbarism as the most polished steel is to rust. Nations, like metals, have only a superficial brilliancy.

-Antoine de Rivarol, epigrammatist (1753-1801)

Esteli

Esteli has named streets and most importantly - signs. They also have attempted addresses. I don't know how widely the signs are used though. At least they are there, it's a rarity not just in Nicaragua but also in Central America.

These old 2002 city maps show the names them: Map1 Map2

They Aren't

After living here for a year I realized I lived on 16th. But, if you tell a cab driver 16th (I assume that is south but not sure if it is southwest or southeast as I live between what should be the center road in town and what is the center road in town) he will just laugh.

Addresses are actually a bit more "specific" than you might expect. My "address for a cab driver" is Cine Nancys, 45 vars sur oeste or something pretty equivalent. Here are the things that you don't say.

  • While Theatro Nancy's (but we san Cine because it is shorter and 's doesn't work in Spanish even though that is what their sign said) died maybe 10 years ago, that is what you do say. Today, it is Casino Las Vegas but that isn't "an approved" landmark.
  • I live behind Hotel Chalet, an auto-hotel that has been here forever and is regularly served by taxis. But, "detras to Hotel Chalet" is not "an approved" address. (I assume people going to Hotel Chalet say "Cine Nancy".
  • The biggest building within a few blocks is a cigar factory half a block from me. But, to get there by taxi, you use an address relative to Cine Nancy.

The closest we get to a modern concession about addresses is "casa del Gringo con perro se llama Carlos" and they only works 25% of the time. :-)

Polite

Thanks for your mostly polite REsponses. I thought I'd hear from a couple of hombres along the line of; "If you have to ask, you don't need to know". As for the senorita and caballo de tiro in the Jinotega area, I'd like to see a picture, of course. I need to see that the horse is in good shape. I'm easy but not cheap. Bonus dias.

buc10001 - maybe you should

buc10001 - maybe you should stay at home. If you can't find it on Google maps, then it must not exist.

Try to get a street address outside of the developed world. People just know where something is if it is essential to their lives.

Kind of a refreshing change.

Try Craigslist for your other needs.

Nicaragua has many quirks

and this is just one of them....but really, it's not that big of a deal/ problem. First, I think one needs to have a good sense of humor if they plan to spend any time here...it's kind of fun to go hunting for an aquaintance for the fist time looking for the green house 1/2 a block south of iglesia san juan (or whatever....) Also, there are some street names...i have just moved to a named street in Granada, though my house is not "blessed" with an actual house number, and the post office told me that I could not assign myself one....but I think I just might anyway! Also noticed new numbered streets (scrawled on the stop signs) in Masaya...but NO ONE uses those numbers as reference points. From what I understand streets stopped having names because it was a pain to change them as each "governing" party changed....first this war hero, then another as politics shifted. I don't think the lack of street names will truly hinder importan progress....maybe your idea of it, but progress truly comes in many forms.

I'm afraid so...

Go 3 blocks South of INETER , then 4 blocks East and it's right across from the blue house

I was considering

giving that place an actual adress: 125 1/2 thunderdial road.

Humor

How does one laugh in Spanish? I'll be sure to use that expression IF I ever hear anything funny on this Chat Board. Wait!! Was the above Posting a sample of the Nica humor? Una muestra pobre, quizás.

HOW TO LAUGH

JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA You are a funny guy buc