Submitted by 1st Capt. Ron on Tue, 2013/07/02 - 23:09.
So, I have this squirt gun that I use on my cats when they do something they shouldn't. Well, I decided to take it outside and squirt the kids. Most of them didn't care, why would they their kids. One was not too keen on the idea however, and he told me;
Ron don't, I have an allergy.
I needed to be clear with what he was saying and I asked, You have an allergy to water?
He replied, yes.
JA JA! well that proves he is a 5 year old.